Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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