WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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