If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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