I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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