Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Randomize
