SEEEEXXX PLEASE
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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