One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i think my mom watched the whole time
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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