Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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