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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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