This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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