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what?
penguin condom
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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