so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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