Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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