I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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