Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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