Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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