whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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