wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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