can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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