you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You're a disaster
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