Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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