You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Randomize
