i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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