i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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