Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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