I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead