singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
he puts the penis in happiness.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.