belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
and she was petting her beer can
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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