Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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