you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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