Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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