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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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