I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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