this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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