So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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