if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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