I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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