we have officially lost it.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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