Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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