break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
