Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
People in love make me want to vomit
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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