i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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