i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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