But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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