bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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