Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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