any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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