***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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