I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I touched a dick in church today
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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