stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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