Me too!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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