Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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