I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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