well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
3 2 1 whiskey
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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