You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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