if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The feeling are messing with the penis
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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