I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
